This random generator asks the question,
Why another random generator?
Roll 1D6 and consult the table below.
1 = I don’t know.2 = Because the stars are right.
3 = Because of Divine Right.
4 = Because of the will of the People.
5 = Because “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
6 = Because “I am not a number! I am a free man!”
[Originally posted in Fudgery.net/fudgerylog. I think. Re-posted here for some reason.]
[Re-posted here because it's decidedly six-sided.]